Unless you are an alien, a time-traveler, a slider, an esper or any other sort of mysterious person, do not waste my time.
(Hi, this is actually the closed NaNoWriMo and original writing community for kaitou_marina and chiba_yuriko. Haruhi won't let anyone join, but please feel free to add this LJ to your friends list so you can watch it! Never mind Haruhi, she's just cranky and anxious to start a new world. And so am I.)